We haven’t had a bacon post in quite some time and I felt it was time once again to show our appreciation. Squeez Bacon® comes to us all the way from Sweden and is touted as “simply the tastiest bacon food product ever made”. OK Squeez Bacon®, you’ve piqued my interest.
“Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon! You can put it on sandwiches, pizza, pastas, bacon, soups, pies, eat it hot or cold (warm Squeez Bacon® on toasted rye is to die for), substitute it for bacon in your recipes, or even eat it right out of the tube like we do! If it’s edible, it’s better with Squeez Bacon®.”
Wait, let me get this straight, you’re telling me I can squeeze your bacon paste onto my actual bacon and double my bacon intake? AND I can spread your bacony goodness onto gay foods like sushi and cantaloupe?! Sold.
Filed under: I want that!
As summer starts to peak its head around the corner, I’m starting to feel the need to get myself back in shape so I went to YouTube for some motivation…and boy did I find it.
Filed under: Check this out
History has given us a slew of great warriors, combatants bred for… combat. But across the ages, how do these fighters compare? Well Spike TV seeks to use science, experts, dummies, some re-enacting, and some fake computer programs to deliver answers to the ultimate hypothetical, “Who’d win in a fight?” The new show Deadliest Warrior chooses 2 relatively evenly matched warriors and breaks down their weapons and fighting tactics for a half hour and ends with a little reenactment of who reigns supreme. The 3 episodes that have aired have been: Gladiator vs. Apache, Viking vs. Samurai, and Spartan vs. Ninja. To come this season are: Pirate vs. Knight, Green Beret vs. Spetznaz, Yakuza vs. Mafia, Shoalin Monk vs. Maori, and William Wallace vs. Shaka Zulu. Now, as a rule of thumb for me, if I need to google what you are… history hasn’t deemed you deadly enough for me to know who you are… so you’re probably not gonna end up on top. Spetznaz, I’m looking in your direction… Maori, you too. But I’ll let Spike sort all that out. Check out the controversial Spartan vs. Ninja conclusion and some expert analysis courtesy of the Stallyns after the jump. (more…)
Filed under: Gadgets
At first glance, this looks like a fake SNL joke product, but let me assure you it is not. This 2 pound, 9 inch, 1400 dollar masterpiece comes to us from Wenger: The Genuine Swiss Army Knife. At this point, wouldn’t it just be easier to have a cabinet full of individual items so as to avoid lots of flip, plaque remover – nope didn’t want that, flip, hot glue gun – nope, not that either, DAMMIT Where the eff is the nail clipper on this thing?! Unfortunately folks, it looks like they’re all sold out, most likely because they haven’t restocked their inventory after their Valentine’s Day special blow-out sale.
Filed under: Check this out
Lately, there’s been a lot of hullabaloo going around the blogosphere about this new SprintCam video system and its crazy awesome ability to capture motion at 1000fps (lots of frames). It’s cool and everything but I think they could’ve come up with better footage than shooting rugby players and male field-hockey. I personally like this video much better:
Filed under: Movies
The Foot Clan. This organization shrouded in mystery has taken several different forms over the years, but today we look to examine the early 90’s cinematic version of the crime ring/ninja gang/bumbling idiots.
So let’s analyze one of the Foot Clan’s biggest and perhaps most successful battle with the Ninja Turtles and see what they do right and see what Tatsu should have spent a little more time on in Foot Clan school.
I don’t know where this Disney notion of mice being cute and cuddly came from, but they most certainly are not. I’ve recently been in a mental battle with a little critter in my apartment and am at my wit’s end. I caught his buddy a few months ago with a series of elaborate obstacle courses of death but this new one is smarter, more agile; continually impressing me with his cunning. In my google research for methods of rodent destruction, I came across The Rodenator.
“The Rodenator currently is offered in two versions. Both the Pro and R2 Remote work on the principal of delivering a precisely measured mixture of propane and oxygen into the tunnel or burrow of invasive pests. This mixture is then detonated by the operator, causing an instantaneous underground shock wave of concussive force that eliminates the pests and in some (species specific) cases collapses some of the existing tunnel structure thus preventing immediate reinfestation.”
It doesn’t really solve my indoor pest problem, but “shock wave of concussive force” sure as hell sounds badass. I need the kind of satisfaction this thing delivers in a home version. Doesn’t hurt that it kinda looks like something the Ghostbusters would carry.
As a follow-up to our recent film review of I Love You Man, I’ve decided to highlight one of the film’s standout cameo actors, Mr. Lou Ferrigno. In the clip below, Lou plays Hercules, famously known for his legendary strength, phenomenal jewfro/beard combos, devastating laser-punches, and ability to chuck bears into outer space…
Filed under: (Wiggidy) Whack
In the latest wtf were they thinking product news, a company called TogetherBe has made this snuggly looking baby carrying device aptly-named Peekaru! At first glance many will think, “awwwww”; but for me, I am horrified. Needless to say, I do not endorse this product…click below to see pictoral evidence as to why you shouldn’t either.
And for no reason whatsoever, here’s a gallery of hot models and milk by photographer Alena Nikiforova.
Pics after the jump
